I Heart Getting ORAL

Oral surgery that is. It was so fun! First he (the surgeon) sucked the spit out of my mouth with an annoying metal sucking thingy. Then he blew anesthetic into my mouth to numb it so I could get a shot of the real anesthetic. He then pushed the needle in, that hurt and I'm very sorry to the nurse -I hope I didn't break ALL your fingers- it became very numb. Then he cut open my gums and proceeded to do who-knows-what. Did I mention that there was a large quantity of blood that belonged to me that unfortunately does not belong to me anymore? But the MAIN result is that I cant eat cookies *sob* and I now have chipmunk cheeks/guinea pig lips. so HA! Beat that, wonders pets! (The unimportant result that no one cares about is that I now have a pretty gold chain coiled up in my mouth that's attached to my brain with lots of seemingly random gaping holes in my gums.)

Anyways I'm sorry people who are reading this. Yes, I am a very inappropriate person. (Hence the blood? ;-)
PS: But Mindy are you proud of me? I used an em dash!