I have compiled a list of birthday songs:
This is your birthday song, it isn't very long... HEY!
Happy Birthday HUH Happy Birthday HUH there is sickness in the air, people dying every where! But happy Birthday! HUH HUH.
So its your birthday, so it's your birthday..... something something... JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU THE BEST!
:-)
XOXO- Me
So.... vote on ur fave. AND MAYBE IF ANYONE REMEMBERS MY BIRTHDAY THEY MIGHT SING ME A SONG. Or even just wish me a happy birthday :-)
Saturday, January 8, 2011
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
WELL... So it's that time of the year again. No! Not that! You have a very dirty mind! No, no. But for those of you who know and love me.... And I know and love you too..... it's my birthday! :-) So YAY!
Since, as my friends know, I write songs I wrote one for this special occasion:
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeee, I’m one hundred and threeeeeeeeeeeeee, I don’t look like a monkey and I’m super sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Sorry! sorry I know that's not very appropriate of me.... But who ever said that I was??????? So yay in honor of my maturity ;-)
Since I am now 14 I will write a list of things that will make me seem like a very positive person.
2 years until I can drive
4 years until I am legal
4 years until I can move out
6 years till I can drink
51 years until I am old
:-)
How is that for brain food?
Cheers!
XOXO, Shay
Since, as my friends know, I write songs I wrote one for this special occasion:
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeee, I’m one hundred and threeeeeeeeeeeeee, I don’t look like a monkey and I’m super sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Sorry! sorry I know that's not very appropriate of me.... But who ever said that I was??????? So yay in honor of my maturity ;-)
Since I am now 14 I will write a list of things that will make me seem like a very positive person.
2 years until I can drive
4 years until I am legal
4 years until I can move out
6 years till I can drink
51 years until I am old
:-)
How is that for brain food?
Cheers!
XOXO, Shay
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Super "fly" Super cool..... I'm not... WHY NOT?
Do you believe in fate? I believe in fate. Fate is the reason that I don't have a super(cool)power. I mean there are lots of things in life that I don't have. The ability to fly being one of them. Then it dawned on me that maybe there is a reason that I cannot fly. It MUST be fate! But why would fate put this cruel fate upon me? And come to think of it why can't I turn invisible and why don't I have super strength?
So (in all my spare time) I came up with a list:
The super powers I don't have/why I don't have them/how they would kill me:
*Fly- I would crash into a window
*Super strength- Crush myself
*Invisible- Walk into oncoming traffic but of course they REALLY wouldn't see me!
*Rubber-band-ness/ super flexibility- Probably strangle myself (you know... like while twisting myself into a little knot my legs accidentally slip around my neck... and yeah you get it...)
*Glow in the dark- Cannot see how that could possibly harm me... well maybe if the light kept me up at night... SLEEP DEPRIVATION!! (oh no!)
*Super Speed- Easy. I would just run very fast into a wall. (In fact I already have a lot of practice doing that....)
*Telepathy- Well... everyone knows the obvious problems with that. AND WHAT ABOUT IF EVERYONE WAS SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS AND COMMERCIAL JINGLES?? I might actually commit super suicide with that power. And besides I have enough trouble already trying to organize my own thoughts... listening to other peoples minds??
PS: JUST SO YOU KNOW... No! I am not suicidal! It's just super powers added to my super clumsiness will... *OMG* I found my "super" power!!!
XOXO
Love you all and please please don't kill me ;-)
So (in all my spare time) I came up with a list:
The super powers I don't have/why I don't have them/how they would kill me:
*Fly- I would crash into a window
*Super strength- Crush myself
*Invisible- Walk into oncoming traffic but of course they REALLY wouldn't see me!
*Rubber-band-ness/ super flexibility- Probably strangle myself (you know... like while twisting myself into a little knot my legs accidentally slip around my neck... and yeah you get it...)
*Glow in the dark- Cannot see how that could possibly harm me... well maybe if the light kept me up at night... SLEEP DEPRIVATION!! (oh no!)
*Super Speed- Easy. I would just run very fast into a wall. (In fact I already have a lot of practice doing that....)
*Telepathy- Well... everyone knows the obvious problems with that. AND WHAT ABOUT IF EVERYONE WAS SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS AND COMMERCIAL JINGLES?? I might actually commit super suicide with that power. And besides I have enough trouble already trying to organize my own thoughts... listening to other peoples minds??
PS: JUST SO YOU KNOW... No! I am not suicidal! It's just super powers added to my super clumsiness will... *OMG* I found my "super" power!!!
XOXO
Love you all and please please don't kill me ;-)
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Happy 2011!!!
Have a happy new year! :-) I wish you the best... Since I have not yet made a list of resolutions I have not yet broken any of them so I should say I'm off to a good start!! Good luck in this fresh and shiny and bright and freshly washed new year!
XOXO
XOXO
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