Super "fly" Super cool..... I'm not... WHY NOT?

Do you believe in fate? I believe in fate. Fate is the reason that I don't have a super(cool)power. I mean there are lots of things in life that I don't have. The ability to fly being one of them. Then it dawned on me that maybe there is a reason that I cannot fly. It MUST be fate! But why would fate put this cruel fate upon me? And come to think of it why can't I turn invisible and why don't I have super strength?
So (in all my spare time) I came up with a list:
The super powers I don't have/why I don't have them/how they would kill me:

*Fly- I would crash into a window
*Super strength- Crush myself
*Invisible- Walk into oncoming traffic but of course they REALLY wouldn't see me!
*Rubber-band-ness/ super flexibility- Probably strangle myself (you know... like while twisting myself into a little knot my legs accidentally slip around my neck... and yeah you get it...)
*Glow in the dark- Cannot see how that could possibly harm me... well maybe if the light kept me up at night... SLEEP DEPRIVATION!! (oh no!)
*Super Speed- Easy. I would just run very fast into a wall. (In fact I already have a lot of practice doing that....)
*Telepathy- Well... everyone knows the obvious problems with that. AND WHAT ABOUT IF EVERYONE WAS SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS AND COMMERCIAL JINGLES?? I might actually commit super suicide with that power. And besides I have enough trouble already trying to organize my own thoughts... listening to other peoples minds??



PS: JUST SO YOU KNOW... No! I am not suicidal! It's just super powers added to my super clumsiness will... *OMG* I found my "super" power!!!

XOXO
Love you all and please please don't kill me ;-)