Mr. Cohen's Cream-Y-A-Y-tion

Have you ever had a nightmare about your toilet regurgitating, and then your teacher taking the stuff that comes out and blending it together than putting it on a salad? No, I have never had that dream.
Of course our lovely teacher Mr. Cohen made a very interesting salad dressing today. It was an original creation.  First he mixed vinegar and sweet & sour sauce together. Then he mixed garlic and onion powder together.  Hmm... interesting this must be the new vampire (and human) repelling dressing. Then he put in black pepper and paprika. "Mr. Cohen? Are you making this up as you go along?" We asked innocently. "No! I thought about this beforehand! *like i would make this up as I go along seriously why would any one think that? omg seriously, hey whats this? looks good lets use it, but of course i thought about this beforehand I've always wanted to have a.... like really.....how could anyone even think....*"
For a finishing touch he put in seasoned salt and canola oil.  (How original,  I would have never have thought about that!) Then he blended it together. (for safety reasons we all retreated to the back corner of the room). I have decided it looks like pumpkin pie in a cup. So now I'm gunna rename it: sauce salade de potiron. YUM YUM, eat it up!